“ Sam: Why’d you breakup with her? Ethan: even reasons actually. Number one, she...

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Sam: Why’d you breakup with her?
Ethan: even reasons actually. Number one, she doesn’t vote.
Sam: Eh!
Ethan: Shh! Number two, she cheered for Bulgaria in the last Olympics. Bulgarians don’t even cheer for Bulgaria. Okay, so it was one Bulgarian and he was missing an arm.
Sam: The rest of the time she cheered for America?
Ethan: Yes.
Sam: Okay, that one’s a stretch too. Look, why don’t you just forget your seven reasons and admit that you only need one to talk yourself out of any girl.
Ethan: What’s that?
Sam: That she’s not Emily.
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