Thursday, March 15, 2018

“ Dylan: I don’t get the whole girls thing. Brad: Oh, girls, yeah… that can be tricky....


Dylan: I don’t get the whole girls thing.

Brad: Oh, girls, yeah… that can be tricky. You want to become her friend first. You want to be that one that confides in that she tells you about all of her problems with the guys she’s actually dating.

Dylan: Got it!

Brad: It’s called the friendzone. It’s where we Whitaker men thrive. We’re the best in the biz! We own the paint: the friendzone. Now, sure we’re gonna lose some; it doesn’t matter… we’re gonna lose a lot! You’re going to have a lot of tears… tear-soaked pillow… and eventually you’ll keep in touch, you might even be invited to their wedding and they’re dad’s like, “Brad, what are you doing here? Teresa never talks about you.” And you’re like, “I’m invited,” and he’s like, “I wonder about that.” And you show them the proof: Always bring the wedding invite with you… then they can’t kick you out. But you’ll be sad ultimately knowing that she’s not with you. You wanna prepare yourself with like a mixed-tape of sad songs. Anything from Chicago is usually pretty good. (sings) "If you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of me…”

Dusty: Wait! No, no, no! That’s the worst advice anyone could give you. This stuff is all about confidence. You just gotta believe you’re the best she’s ever gonna find. Now you believe that to your core and she will, too. I promise you.

Dylan: But what if she doesn’t?

Dusty: Buddy, you can’t be afraid of rejection. You’ll never fond love if you’re too scared to put yourself out there. Do you want to be like Brad and be in the friendzone or do you want to be like Dad and get in the endzone?

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